Saint Patty was a slut just like your mum.

The wiping poll is has been stirring up some great feedback in the past few days and a deeper issue has been suggested - Might a better question be: Are you a crumbler, or a folder? For now, front to back is showing a commanding lead, but it's not too late; the polls don't close until sunday evening so don't forget to cast your vote if you haven't done so. In other news, if you pooped green today, you probably celebrated st. patty's day pretty fullbore. If you peed green today, you're in the 99th percentile of st. patrick's enthusiasts, congratulations. Now, If you came green today... there's something terribly wrong, go straight to the hospital.

Wiping style. Stat.

You tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say the cat died horny...
I mean nobly.

Aryan amputees, that's a new one.

"Can't make too many mods on this baby; the dude that owns it's getting out of jail soon."

Censorship on Hfk!? ehh...not so fast.

You didn't really believe it did you? We're not that mainstream...yet.  Anyways, there were a few people requesting an explanation of the game of orange face last week; we're working on a orange face how-to over here at the office, in response.   Be on the lookout soon so you too can get a black eye from a citrus fruit.

A saturday night with old crow...

Old crow bourbon whiskey. Is it the superior, smooth taste that draws so many in? Is it because it's been so truly quality since 1835? Or maybe, for some good old U.S. patriotism, as it was the drink of choice for our eighteenth president, Ulysses S. Grant? Any of these could very well be the reason why it's so widely popular, but more realistically, the answer seems to lean more towards it's price, it being $8.96 per 1000ml bottle. Wow, what a deal it is, not only do you get a bottle of eighty proof whiskey for that nine dollars, but you also get built-in, free of charge: a dance party, greatly lowered inhibitions, super human strength, and a whole slue of mindless games, including spatula-hit and orange-face. Thank you Dr. James Crow, for making our Saturday nights far more fascinating.

Today's special: ball drop soup.

It's the soup o the day, and believe me when i say, you don't want it. When there's that many different colors of goop coming out of your tip you should be living on leper island. Crack baby, don't come back.

That's bad, you're gonna get worms.

Do you believe in magic? And I hope you do, and you'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes...doowaaaaa! Do you believe in magic? I believe!!1 Do you believe in magic?