Saint Patty was a slut just like your mum.

The wiping poll is has been stirring up some great feedback in the past few days and a deeper issue has been suggested - Might a better question be: Are you a crumbler, or a folder? For now, front to back is showing a commanding lead, but it's not too late; the polls don't close until sunday evening so don't forget to cast your vote if you haven't done so. In other news, if you pooped green today, you probably celebrated st. patty's day pretty fullbore. If you peed green today, you're in the 99th percentile of st. patrick's enthusiasts, congratulations. Now, If you came green today... there's something terribly wrong, go straight to the hospital.