If it don't move, don't sit on it.

An ordinary grandpa wouldn't be found on the side of the road fiddling around with a rubber penis in-between his buttcheeks. Then again, the U.S. Marine corps. breeds some more than average kooks. "...if I learned one thing in my time serving the country, it's that a good man is hard to find..." Way to represent our country. Thanks uncle sam.

The wiping poll(that you can see two posts down)has come to a close, a thanks goes out to all participants-your vote counts... but an extra big praise goes to all of you front-to-backers out there, for your army is strong.

Oh, yes, one more thing, if you do nothing else this year, do this: