Sunday, February 22, 2009

A saturday night with old crow...



Old crow bourbon whiskey. Is it the superior, smooth taste that draws so many in? Is it because it's been so truly quality since 1835? Or maybe, for some good old U.S. patriotism, as it was the drink of choice for our eighteenth president, Ulysses S. Grant? Any of these could very well be the reason why it's so widely popular, but more realistically, the answer seems to lean more towards it's price, it being $8.96 per 1000ml bottle. Wow, what a deal it is, not only do you get a bottle of eighty proof whiskey for that nine dollars, but you also get built-in, free of charge: a dance party, greatly lowered inhibitions, super human strength, and a whole slue of mindless games, including spatula-hit and orange-face. Thank you Dr. James Crow, for making our Saturday nights far more fascinating.
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19 comments:

  1. KbFebruary 23, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    Very well written Oreo. I'm sad I missed out.

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  2. lurkFebruary 23, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    I wanna play orange face!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    kb,nobody else is sad that you missed out

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    I get it now, "K" and "b" stands for Krack... baby.

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  5. SoldoutBMX.February 24, 2009 at 3:15 AM

    fuck i love hereforkicks. i think im going to come over from australia and party and get retarded

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    i did some math and and came up with these two things.

    1000ml = 1 liter

    and

    casselberry - kate = fuck yeah!

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  7. Just wonderingFebruary 24, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    What's orange-face?

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    i did the math..... james + internet = gay as fuck

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    go home kate?

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  10. gregoryFebruary 24, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    This isn't a pussy rubbing contest.
    Go bicker somewhere else.

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  11. kateFebruary 24, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    thanks greg

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  12. jamesFebruary 24, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    the best part of all of these comments is that i didnt post any of them.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 at 2:45 AM

    someone rub my pussy?

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    orangeface looks awsome!!!!

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Damn Greg, I haven't seen anyone lay down the law like that since Uncle Jesse told Stephanie she couldn't go rollerskating.

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  16. curiousMarch 2, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Is this site a bash kate site? Is this girl really that bad?

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  17. AnonymousMarch 2, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    ^^^ yes, and yes.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 7, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    kates a cool chick. you guys are mean

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  19. AnonymousMarch 8, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    SIKE!!!

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