Casselberry: You call it AIDS, I call it fun.

Thanks to everyone that came out to 71N yesterday, sorry to everyone who didn't. It was fun fun fun, and nobody's daddy even took their T-bird away. Thank heavens. Congratulations to Light yourself on fire for playing their first ever show in which someone actually lit themselves on fire at.

Now, if you weren't there, you have to understand that the english language does not possess words adequate to describe the events that took place yesterday. Luckily, pictures speak well; you can catch the tip of yesterday's iceberg by watching the following...

Here's to another ten years of good times at 71.
Casselberry trail jam | Light yourself on fire show. from Gregory Smee on Vimeo.

Completely relevent to the picture at left, a Kate interview is coming. Just as soon as she cooperates. Is it April fools day? I think not.

Oh yea, come to 71N tomorrow (Sunday) to help support the house and get one of these bad boys, an instant classic, compliments of the chef.

If it don't move, don't sit on it.

An ordinary grandpa wouldn't be found on the side of the road fiddling around with a rubber penis in-between his buttcheeks. Then again, the U.S. Marine corps. breeds some more than average kooks. "...if I learned one thing in my time serving the country, it's that a good man is hard to find..." Way to represent our country. Thanks uncle sam.

The wiping poll(that you can see two posts down)has come to a close, a thanks goes out to all participants-your vote counts... but an extra big praise goes to all of you front-to-backers out there, for your army is strong.

Oh, yes, one more thing, if you do nothing else this year, do this:

Saint Patty was a slut just like your mum.

The wiping poll is has been stirring up some great feedback in the past few days and a deeper issue has been suggested - Might a better question be: Are you a crumbler, or a folder? For now, front to back is showing a commanding lead, but it's not too late; the polls don't close until sunday evening so don't forget to cast your vote if you haven't done so. In other news, if you pooped green today, you probably celebrated st. patty's day pretty fullbore. If you peed green today, you're in the 99th percentile of st. patrick's enthusiasts, congratulations. Now, If you came green today... there's something terribly wrong, go straight to the hospital.

Wiping style. Stat.

You tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say the cat died horny...
I mean nobly.

Aryan amputees, that's a new one.

"Can't make too many mods on this baby; the dude that owns it's getting out of jail soon."

Censorship on Hfk!? ehh...not so fast.

You didn't really believe it did you? We're not that mainstream...yet.  Anyways, there were a few people requesting an explanation of the game of orange face last week; we're working on a orange face how-to over here at the office, in response.   Be on the lookout soon so you too can get a black eye from a citrus fruit.