Zebra turd for president.

Over the past months, it has come to attention what an arduous and demanding job it is to keep people of your sorts thoroughly entertained. With a growing number of E-mails and requests to update more frequently, I'd like to take this time to answer them jointly: absolutely dick no.   In compromise, we can put some structure to this here beast to take some guesswork out of your painstaking daily internet-checking habits. Hereforkicks! will now be updated biweekly, once on fridays and once during the early workweek, unless otherwise bulletinized Here. Happy? Suck it. Now then, even if the last five sentences went straight through your brain and into oblivion while you were staring at those boobies up there, listen up now. This guy's a hero and living legend; he's hurting real bad right now. I know you've heard all this before and you're 'broke', but slide the cock out of your ass and help out if you can.  Okay, if you've made it this far, I commend you, know that if you've ordered a tee-shirt that you did not get bamboozled, they are on their way this week along with my dignity for eating eighty dollars of shipping...