BACO is currently taking place.
so what am I doing writing a new post?
I'm not.
catch you later on!

What the... they still update this thing?

Whoa there!!! Check the new Hereforkicks! threads; the Dickhead and the Bottlecap designs, pretty nifty. What's that you say, You like em? They'll be available right here by the end of the night, get em while they're steamy and shred in style! Welp, here comes halloween. What's this mean to you and I? Slutskies and candy shred of course, oh yes, and how could you forget BACO this Friday through Sunday, it's not to be missed, believe it.. House show at 71N. on Thursday. Stay tuned this week for embarrassments and upskirts galore!

Sixty nine plus the square root of zero.

Howdy howdy, good day to you all. Hope the past weekend was pleasant and gratifying. Chad Degroot sent over an Email at 10:23 this morning consisting only of this? Thank you Chad. Just a reminder that BACO will be held in just ten days from this very Monday, so pack your bags and saddle up. Moreover, there will be a very small run of halloween color-way HFK! bottle cap shirts (you'll see 'em on Friday) available only at the jam, and that's what's up. Keep on Keepin.

Floppy titties and empty promises...

As many of you had probably assumed from past empty promises, the dickhead tees aren't up yet.. It's been a long week, some complications arose during the shoot and our middle aged plus size model Patricia thought it was better without the shirt. Hmmm. Next week, uhh, I promise! By this time you're probably wondering what Johnny D and a naked woman are doing on the same post. The world may never know, but check this new Johnny/Rickey video if you didn't catch it yet! Sickness! Saturday night kegs tomorrow at 71N.  Peace and beast.

Looks like somebody's got a case of the fundays.

There's nothing wrong with Mondays; they're for keeping you in check, a day to clean up all your sex toys and cat vomit. You've gotta have at least one day a week that blows more pubes than the others. Speaking of blowing pubies, Mesh's BACO jam is up your ass and just around the corner! This will be one for the books people, so give your two weeks to the bossman and scamper on down for some beers and underage babes. Hmm... Long awaited dickhead shirts will be online at the end of the week so keep your pussies peeled and jump on em while they last! Oh yeah check out Mark's interview in the new ride! Until next time..

James got a handjob from a stripper last night.

pee aye are tee why?

Sluggards and loafers alike, yet another glorious weekend lays before us.. What to do, what to do... Well next weekend, dude tour is coming into town. Who will give their all for a piece of glory? Who will rise above and emerge the victor? Who cares? Anyways, all sore losers can drink away their sorrow here -fo free.. Back to this weekend: this boy and this boy are having a birthday celebration on saturday night here, wow the internet is a dangerous thing.. said party is sure to include plenty of conversation, refreshments, and entertainment for guests. Wow neato!  Also, those of you west coasters, don't feel left out, you get free burritos.  Almost as good.   Look for plenty of obscene and detestable pictures up sooner than you can say yippie kay aye.

Zebra turd for president.

Over the past months, it has come to attention what an arduous and demanding job it is to keep people of your sorts thoroughly entertained. With a growing number of E-mails and requests to update more frequently, I'd like to take this time to answer them jointly: absolutely dick no.   In compromise, we can put some structure to this here beast to take some guesswork out of your painstaking daily internet-checking habits. Hereforkicks! will now be updated biweekly, once on fridays and once during the early workweek, unless otherwise bulletinized Here. Happy? Suck it. Now then, even if the last five sentences went straight through your brain and into oblivion while you were staring at those boobies up there, listen up now. This guy's a hero and living legend; he's hurting real bad right now. I know you've heard all this before and you're 'broke', but slide the cock out of your ass and help out if you can.  Okay, if you've made it this far, I commend you, know that if you've ordered a tee-shirt that you did not get bamboozled, they are on their way this week along with my dignity for eating eighty dollars of shipping...

If you're gonna spew, spew into this...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. What on God's green earth are we going to do with all this excess firewood? 71N. tonight... If you can't make it, good luck on your adventures and keep on 69ing your best this weekend.  Maybe, if you're lucky ducky, one day you'll 69 yourself all the way to he top of the ladder.