Erik payne: A father, a hero.

Erik Payne isn't your average middle aged man but rather the embodiment of the word party, or maybe the words hideous train-wreck. Being the guitarist for Andrew WK, he has shown us that our mom was right when she said rock stars don't all live glamorous lives. Either way, Erik Payne is having more fun than any of us will at his age, or at our current age for that matter. And with such quotes as: "This is the smallest penis I've ever had" and "Fuck Andrew WK, I party way harder than that pussy", how could you hate him? So let's all take a quick reminder from Erik and have fun everyday, even if we don't remember it...