Thursday, June 4, 2009

Rock steady: snorting viagra for breakfast



Recently, there have been accusations of HFK! getting "soft"... Humbug. It's not that Hereforkicks! is losing it's oomph, it's just that *deep inhale* with the current number of websites similar, but not equal to us in content, the use of nudity as a draw-in mechanism is well over-saturated. Nudity is like medication, and we're the doctor who prescribes it to you at very high quality, in the correct doses. You see, any inept blockhead can yank his pants down and do the wristwatch, but it takes effort and calculation to stack up six hundred forty-two Sunny delights and then shove one in your ass. With all that said, if you still want to just see some random guy's dicks then here you go, weirdos...

20 comments:

  1. WOW WHAT A GOOD VARIETY OF SAUSAGE

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  2. how bout pussy and titties jesus christ

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  3. pussy an tities what the fuck is that shit?????

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  4. i prefer the dick ;O

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  5. big tits and fat round asses...

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  6. TITS AN VA-G's!!!!!

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  7. Barley legal puss!

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  8. not affraid to post a dick but too affraid to post a name??

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  9. let's keep it equal..I prefer it all!

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  10. small perky titties and big penis..how bout that! hehe

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  11. is that a guy of girl in the top picture laying on the bed?

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  12. ^^i was uncontrollably laughing when i read this, thank you to whoever wrote that shit.

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  13. to much dick an bawlz an here

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  14. wheres the funnies

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  15. yea i prefer all too, but close even at the same time

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  16. hahaahah i totally Agree with jon

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