The Adventures of Jose Maria.

The results for the Dickhead tee pole that we posted last week are in! Sixty-nine percent, that's right, sixty nine percent of you thoroughly enjoyed the over-sized throbber, which means the cock will hit the press and hopefully be available next week.. Other news.. Joey Juaristi III turned 22 years of age last night. What better way to celebrate, than to throw up all over your favorite bar and have someone else clean it up...
Party at 71N. tonight! Suck it.

That boy's on fire I tell ya.

Mark Mulville trails and street in Pittsburg...UGP from chad degroot on Vimeo.

Yet another ingenious work of video from the unstoppable duo; Bob-o Valentine and Mark Mulville. There's some Kris in there too, so here's a somewhat relevant picture of him looking like a train wreck...

Simultaniously Shredding and Gnaring.

The Welcome jam at Mark Potoczny's house went off this weekend. Seems as if this picture of Mark M. can represent what went on pretty well.. Riding trails and gettin high. He not only won the height contest at 21.5 feet, but also the town drunk of the night.. Congrats!

You look like a dickhead.

Shirts are getting really boring these days. So we made one that looks like a penile erection. I present to you, the dickhead shirt. Eh?

Is this tee a good idear?

• Genius, i'd enjoy sporting one.
• I'll let it slide.
• Nope.
• I've already blocked this web page.

Created on Aug 22, 2008

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Coverboy and st. patty's enthusiast.

Bruce Toole wins it all! Lookin' hung over as all hell on the cover of BmxPlus. Hungry ladies feel free to hit it here!

The mark of a true man.

A Mustache. Mere hair sprouting from one's upper lip?.. Or a badge of manly pride that shouts "RESPECT; I get it"... Decide for yourself while you get me my TV dinner.

"Whoa! Holy eww.." -*your name*

All sexuality aside, 69ing is a terribly difficult skill to master, and leaping tip first into a procedure this delicate can lead to devastaing results. Pittsburgh's beloved Producer/director/Dr. pepper connoiseur; Bobby Valentine knows the consequences first-hand, as he shows. Watch for some hot new stuff from Welcome to Pittsburgh in the near future... Get-well-soon wishes can go Here.