Fighting kelp for hire.

Light Yourself on Fire could rage the wool off of a lamb, but they won't, they will rage the clothes off of your body though. Fuck yeah to Matt for a ridiculously awesome performance. If you ever get a chance, don't miss out. In other extremely entertaining news, Fingerblaster is completely and 100% fuckbrained. Picture evidence is present, see for yourself. Big news later this week, check back if you want to come to the most amazing event of the year. Oh yeah, also: FREE BEER NIGHT TOMORROW!!! You shouldn't need a reminder but there it is. Come join! Peace and puss!!! Editors note: As someone has pointed out in the comments, one of the peeholes is being plugged.

Light Yourself on Fire.

Matt Coplon's band, Light Yourself on Fire, is playing a show tonight at the Haven! Be there or be queer. Pics later.

For life!

Banned 2 trailer!!!, duh.Im sure you've seen the trailer thirteen and a half times by now but I bet you ten bucks you havent seen THAT picture. Banned will be available through sparky's in the next couple days if a certain ironclad red-head gets down to business. It's worth it. I hope to god you never have to meet any of those shithead kids, but the video is good while you're drinking beer, I promise. Anyways, the trickery jumps will be runnin again by the weekend, after a long break, so check for riding pics instead of pooping pics soon.
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Back with a vengeance

Thanks to Walmart's genius 30 day return policy, i'll be renting my cameras from now on, freek yeah. If anyone's interested, some very smart person decided it's a good idea to give away free beer on wednesday nights, yup it's free. So after more than a couple too many we were forcefully escorted out of the bar, there's always next week. Come join in. eh? More updates this week, maybe even something you care about! woooo!!1 Go befriend Here for kicks on myspace, you know you spend a tenth of your life on there anyway..

Banned 2!

Alright shitheads! Its been a while but let's get back to it. For now we'll keep it short and sweet. Come to this and good things will happen. Probly a mistake if you don't. Peace and pussy brothers.

Oil-based lube

Okay. The slack is at an all time high and so am I, negatorie on the beating around. Celebration will take place within the month, in form of glorious party at the trails. Date and time will be announced after the dreaded talk goes down with Paulzilla. I've heard good some good line up changes at that house. Including the addition of top prospect, Avery Nelson.. When Bobby V. says to remember a name, it's gonna be serious.. Pics of that broad will be acquired for your viewing pleasure ASAP.

Man Overboard!

I was asked politely to please remove my last post to avoid consequences. Im sure it's permanently burned into all of your retinas anyways. I don't know what came over me. I should have known that the world is not ready for fingerpainter's browneye. Not a damn thing's going on in eastkabum, so here's what the boys are up to back down south. If you didn't assume already, it does have something to do with fire, beer, bicycles, etc.. There's one of Painter's bottom again, this time clothed, and a couple of the boys sending captain deb into the metaphorical fire that is her life. When will the fire be big enough? Thanks to all the dudes that ordered shirts it's gonna help make more designs, there'll be a paypal link up within the week and ill get those all sent out on the 10th-12th. Oh yeah! If anyone has/knows of someone who has either:
a) A wrist-watch tattoo on thier male crotch or
b) A ham sandwich tattoo on thier female crotch..
lemme see.
Anyway, enjoy your idle hands..