Sunny dismay: Uncle Chet debases youths.

Check out the fruits of uncle Chet's lastest hustle, Six-hundred and forty-eight Sunny Deeelights... just for the kids. Keep those post-teen hands off 'em though, for Hibachi's on guard, and he'll fud you up... Damn we need some new material. Anyways, stop by on Monday for reader pics and weekend debauchery. Just a reminder, don't smoke none of that horny powder that's been floating around. Oh, and the tooth fairy's not real...take it.

Needed: clean-up crew.

Well holy shit, look who's back for more. For the most part, semiweekly posting will be back on track. However, everything is far from 'in working order' so please ignore any possible format errors as you absorb the next few weeks' foolishness. Where to start, where to start... Last post marked the beginning proposal of the Hfk! reader photo of the week... Not much to my surpise, the inbox was showered with pictures of naked men and links to undisirable pornographical images (something this very site may or may not be guilty of), but come on people, you've got potential, let's try harder this week. Keep em' coming. Back to what's new, party pooping is the new black, nodding off early is not... Though, it may be the new pink. Speaking of all this 'new': New years 2009 is within spitting distance, and without letting the cat out of the bag, for now, let it just be known that this one will be very, very notable. That's what's up folks, now eat your veggies and fuck your mother. Until friday...

Drunk + laptop = broken laptop.
Were working on getting things working again, give it a couple days.
Lots of photo's are building up in the meantime though, so be on the lookout..

No time for relaxation: Urban jet skiing!!!

Good day ladies, gentlemen. Get that hand out of your slacks and put your Friday face on; there's oh so many escapades to be immersed in. Like what? Well for starters there's a show tomorrow @ 71N... Can't make it? Well why not try something at home... Do some laundry, play with some puppies, spray paint your dad's house... Hell, who am I to tell you what to do? Get creative, do something innovative and send in a picture to Hereforkicks@gmail.com , the best pic of the weekend will be included in Monday's post! Now get to work! Urban jet skiing... beat that.

An introduction to Goating 101.

All too often it is, in some social groups, that a humdrum routine is allowed to stick around without adjustment. Being aware of this torturesome monotony, our conclusion to breaking the same-old same-old bit was to capture, worldwide, all the slutskies with breasts larger than 34D and enslave them in our basement as boner relievers... Well after we realized that was quite improbable (because we don't have a basement duh) we tried something different. Check out the scoop here. Expect big things from Hibachi...

It's all fun and games..

Ahhh kitchen dodgeball.. just like at mom's place, except she always encouraged helmet safety, which may have come in handy when Bruce caught the 101 Dalmations VHS in the dome piece. Nothing a little superglue touch-up can't mend. Want to know what this is all about? Stop by on Monday to see the new squad companion. Until next round...

BACO weekend 2008

BACO has been around since long before the words "canceled orgy" had meant anything to you and I. After this halloween and the 2008 jam, BACO has reproved itself as the best of the best. The jam blasted off this weekend, and Mesh skatepark was anything but a tight ship. But BACO spirit extended well past the confines of the park and left the surrounding communities an unholy mess. If you were around, chances are that you saw things you'd previously thought impossible, and never want to see again. If you weren't, this scanty, PG-13 web post will have to suffice. Oh yeah people rode too. Trey Jones won, hell yeah, check the shred and don't miss out next time around!