Master Bates action.

Picking ass.


Rickey sent me some pics via Email the other day along with a brief and very grammatically incorrect update of his rank in life. Welp, Finger is out of jail, sleeping on back porches and roaming the gutters in a town near you. Keep an eye out, you're next. One of the more intriguing pictures that Rickey sent was that of a green shoelace with the caption being;" gas pedal broke have to tie shoe string and pull for gas ". Dialed. He and his rig will be leaving his beautiful wife and making the trek to Pittsburgh at the end of this month, with, what I'm sure will be an interesting story to follow. Bets start now on how many of the one thousand and five miles the explorer makes it through... Anyrate, check back this week for some funbags if you'd like..

Fathers dude. . . Acknowledgments of continued ultimate gnarness and extreme shreddage. . . . .

Versa pool video featuring Chad DeGroot from chad degroot on Vimeo.
Take a look at Kris and Chad shredding solid, they've been going at it strong since we were yelling "I'M DONE!" to our parents from the toiletseat. Tomorrow is daddy's day, here's to two of my favorites for poping one out and still keeping it in high gear. Now go make your pops proud and get fucked. It's saturday dummy.

Blaster in the Slammer.

There was a rumor going around that the one and only Finger Blaster might have had a run in with the man earlier today. I didn't think twice about it until we stumbled across this gem tonight. Now that's a keeper. Goodluck from everyone while you're in the house of corrections, we hope you're corrected by the time you get out.

Butt wiper.

Attention everyone with a drinking problem:
If you live in, or around Orlando, Free beer night is tonight, Wednesday June 11th. 12289 University Blvd. Orlando Fl 32817. Excuses?

Toole satchel.

Bryce doing what he knows: shredding a bowl.


I called Bryce at 7:30 in the morning the other day, don't know why, but anyways, he was making tracks by bus from Pittsburgh to shred something we like to call a bone voyage... Today he let me know that he's in Golden Colorado with some buddies he'd met and sent me these snaps. He was playing it cool, but I'm sure he's participating in plenty of boisterous merrymaking on the regular. When he comes through your town give em some shelter and a beer, and hell!, maybe even a girl to rail. Help a brother out... And if you haven't, check this Toole snatch web edit from over on Sputnic.. Shit HOT!!!

Bryce Toole edit 2 from Sputnic BMX on Vimeo.

Groundbreaking footage.

Mark and Bryce have been staying with my brother in Pittsburgh at my grandmother's house for the last three weeks. They've been working quite hard and filming with Jeff and Bobby Valentino. This is what they have to show for themselves... Rumor has it that, since the filming they've aslo spotted multiple celery camels, and what may have been a celery crawfish. We can only hope.


Embarassing old photos couldn't hurt either.

Im on vacation.

Can't a man get a break? Fuck off for a couple days.