Banned 2!

Alright shitheads! Its been a while but let's get back to it. For now we'll keep it short and sweet. Come to this and good things will happen. Probly a mistake if you don't. Peace and pussy brothers.

Oil-based lube

Okay. The slack is at an all time high and so am I, negatorie on the beating around. Celebration will take place within the month, in form of glorious party at the trails. Date and time will be announced after the dreaded talk goes down with Paulzilla. I've heard good some good line up changes at that house. Including the addition of top prospect, Avery Nelson.. When Bobby V. says to remember a name, it's gonna be serious.. Pics of that broad will be acquired for your viewing pleasure ASAP.

Man Overboard!

I was asked politely to please remove my last post to avoid consequences. Im sure it's permanently burned into all of your retinas anyways. I don't know what came over me. I should have known that the world is not ready for fingerpainter's browneye. Not a damn thing's going on in eastkabum, so here's what the boys are up to back down south. If you didn't assume already, it does have something to do with fire, beer, bicycles, etc.. There's one of Painter's bottom again, this time clothed, and a couple of the boys sending captain deb into the metaphorical fire that is her life. When will the fire be big enough? Thanks to all the dudes that ordered shirts it's gonna help make more designs, there'll be a paypal link up within the week and ill get those all sent out on the 10th-12th. Oh yeah! If anyone has/knows of someone who has either:
a) A wrist-watch tattoo on thier male crotch or
b) A ham sandwich tattoo on thier female crotch..
lemme see.
Anyway, enjoy your idle hands..

OMGZ!!

Alright, until Pee wee models the shirts, heres a sample. They're designed/printed by us and GGSB screenprinting. Soft waterbased ink front and back and printed tags on Smoke(shown) and Ash(lighter grey) -xs, s, m, l. Proceeds will go to beer and noodz. Some hot chick wiped her vag with one of them so sniff it and ya never know... If you want to pick one up give me an Email at Hereforkicks@gmail.com and ill let you in the loop.

The pee wee challenge

It's cold as walrus shit in the northeast right now, im wearing plastic bags as socks because mine feel like someone jerked into them. It all became ok when met this babe on a streeet corner the other night. 5 oclock and she was still shredding. Her name is Pee Wee. Believe it. She went on to tell us that she owns/lives in the record store in front of us and then rigged open the door in a true junkie fashion. Raging occured, im pretty sure there were only a couple things still standing on the shelves within a few minutes, pee wee would only laugh and cheer at the small fortune in damages, which makes me wonder where she actually lived. By the way, 100 bucks to whoever bangs her first with proof. Welp, a boot flew through the window and we were outta there. Speaking of boots, we got the boot from Canada today as well.. Apparently they only let terrorists in canada now. Deal with the blurry pics for now, it sets the tone well anyways.. Go Handle.

God knows you're high as hell.

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Hell yeah.
Still no camera for updates but im pulling the best I can. Check out that picture of the vehicle though, absolutely incredible. Somehow, an anonymous someone managed this without consequences. Across two lanes, over a curb, across two more lanes, over a curb, down a hill/bushes, across a parking lot, over a curb, through 50 feet of grass and into a church. They we're definitely high as a billygoat on life. Again, check out The American Black Lung's myspace and come to a show if you're around. Tee shirt pics on friday, I swear. Here's an ass/ pussy combo to tide you over. Enjoy.

Slack central

Sorry about the slack job, excuses excuses etc. Colt got two new girlfriends, a young black bi sexual couple, and has brought them in, really. In other important news, joey seems to be infuriated with the discontinuation of a certain meat sundae. But really, there's a limited run of some Here For Kicks Beer shirts that turned out fucking awesome and will be available soon. Keep an eye out for them and pick one up if you're not a donghead, i'll have pictures later this week and ordering info duh. Im on the road with -these assholes- at the moment so go to their myspace and if you'll be around any of their dates, let me know and lets rage.. New camera tomorrow so pictures will once again be abundant. Till next time, grease 'em lightly.
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