Eat it Chase.

Mark said it.

I.O.U. a vehicle.

Where do I start? Last night got pretty gnarly. For some reason, it was decided that the customary firepit wasn't nearly enough for everyone's booze induced fire-fix. Paul walked out of the darkness and came up with the solution of tipping a truck over and setting it aflame.. Ok Paul, let's do it. Well, one the lead to another, and once more, his wish was our command. It got a bit out of control but despite our most valiant efforts, as joey demonstrates to the left, the fire would not be tamed. The pictures tell the story. Don't ask about the beating pic's in the post below, because I don't remember either. Just enjoy them. Oh yeah, and when you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

more from last night...

PAUL

Banned

Nothing much going on around these parts. It was goddamn near 90 degrees yesterday, trails are shredding as well, if you can handle the heat. Heres some of Bates demonstrating trickery and Iphonery for all you internet-pro lovers.. and that he is. There'll be a new one from him coming sometime within the next days so go watch on sputnic and talk about how big his dick is. Also, brace yourselves for his video Banned II coming out as soon as he puts that cauliflower floret down. Tomorrow's friday, let's get wild.

Fresh ink

Professional surfer/body-builder Dave Mcdermott just sent this photo over of his new tattoo. He said he's been wanting it for a while now but his mom wouldn't let him. Noice.

poop z panties

Homophobes beware, rainbow is back. Tirefire in the backyard this weekend went off without a hitch. Sher brought a koala bear who pooped her pants, and the cup chug challenge is still almost undefeated. Im almost positive that the last picture of the post is probly one of the greatest moments ive caught in quite a while. That's the Catalina.. Anyway, everyone check out Mark and Chad on the big screen tomorrow night (tuesday) on fueltv at 9 and if you're around town go to Winghouse on 436 to watch. Drinks. Ladies. Yep. In other awesome new, the legendary superstar Ty Stuyvesant is, as i type, on his way down yonder. Something wild will come from that, inevitable.

Out cold

Sher's in town, and everyone knows the beautiful women follow him like shit on a shoe. I think I heard this particular one say Fuck you 30 minute abs. Campfire and beer tonight(saturday) for anyone that dares, come on down. Hey click the pic for a zoom and explore her body. eek.