Whatever floats your boat: May's B-roll.

All the photos that don't make the trek from hard drive to front page, where do they go? Will they be floating around in oblivion for the rest of their existence? Well they would be, but why waste a good laugh?

It's a pleasure to introduce the first of our monthly b-roll feature. The b-roll will appear at beginning of every month and will contain photo's of events from the previous month that may not have shown up on the main page. A good solution for would-be forgotten masterpieces.

"Now I've got piss on my leg..."

It's a fabulous thing, forking cash over the counter all night just so you can get to the point that scribbling piss on your leg with a needle makes all the sense in the world. Perfect.

Last week's titty contest went off well and a special thanks goes to Rob Sawyer of Leesburg, VA, for the winners you see below, enjoy your tee Roberto, don't tell mom how you got it...

I eat cake like everyday's my birthday.

What do you get when you cross a house-show and a huge pair of titties? Well... it's not really anything, but you're looking at it. Let's play a game eh? The person that sends a pic of the best pair of boobs with "Hereforkicks!" written across them this week gets a free bottlecap tee (nothing illegal please). That's a free shirt and that's wassup. Let the games begin.
Entries go to Hereforkicks@gmail.com

Beer nuts? Yes pleaseeoooh my no!

Looks damn near a playground for back-country-hardened men. Ever heard of beer nuts? Finger blaster demonstrates the literal version... There's a new site in the works; more cringe inducing photos, more fucked up features, more people's dreams of becoming political-leaders extinguished. It could be up next month, maybe two months, hell, maybe never. Forget that was even blurted, don't get your hopes up suckers...

Titties and beer: Thank God I ain't queer.

Not that there's anything wrong with handlebar mustaches and assless chaps. Gay's in anyways, it's all fine and dandy. Naked is naked... which brings us to our next topic: don't take camera-phone nudes. They'll get into the hands of the wrong assholes...

Man: time traveling since 6000 B.C.

Mistakes are made by everyone on occasion, shot-gunning beers expedites the waiting process between these mishaps. Like a time machine we never even knew was there.
shotgun beer=no wait.

Here's one to add to the video archive, enjoy.

Cosmo Kramer: he does exist...

First today, apologies for the nuisance of a content warning screen: we've a tattletale among us. Apparently someone didn't like last weeks' update and tried to have our whole operation shutdown. Thanks to google respecting amendment one of the U.S. constitution, we still have our right to freedom of speech and by God we're going to use it... God damnit. whew. So don't worry, nothing's changing you're still going to see plenty of this.
Moving along, Banned three is now available in limited quantities through Hereforkicks!, if you missed the trailer here it is; pick up a copy of the DVD here (over there on the right column dummy) and receive some HFK! buttons on the house.
Breaking news: shitty haircuts are the new pink--cool yet questionable... wait a minute, pink was never cool.