Partytime: Excellent.

No time for talk now guys, it's that time of the year. A time to let it all out before you can start fresh once again. So... Is it possible that there may be a party tonight with thousands of beers? (2009 beers to be exact, equal to roughly twelve kegs, possibly) Is it possible that this will make an attempt to soar over this via a plywood launch at midnight? Will this hypothetical party be at 71N. Winterpark Dr.? Be there, maybe.

The best mistakes of 2008.

With a new year just around the bend, and a full year of horseplay behind us, let's take a minute and scope out some of classics of 2008. There were some real gems. From exploding trucks to exploding titties, from mugshots to crotchshots, and let's not forget the photo the started it all, the spraypainted crackbaby. So here's to 2008, sure was a goodn'. Thanks go to those of you who've been supporting since the beginning, as well as those of you who've just arrived, Happy new year everybody, let's all sucktrain.

Happy happy, joy joy.

Sorry about the slack guys and gals... We'll pick it back up tomorrow, the 25th, with a recap of the year's best photos. If you haven't voted below yet, please do so. We need justice! You can only vote once though so study those ass wrinkles closely. See ya on the flip. Happy holidays?

The truth hurts.

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Monday's post sure did open up a can of worms. There were quite a few speculations in the comment section. Who knew that a simple A/P combo could have such discussion-stimulating power? So who is it? Is it "that girl Debbie"? Is it "that Austin floozie from Deltona"? What about "that Brittany chick"? Perhaps even some new species... You decide who reputation will be heavily tainted.

Breakfast of champions.

Well it's definitely not Friday, but hey, why do today what you can put off till tomorrow? Now remember kids, Procrastination: how champions are born. Anyways, let's see those pictures this week pussois! but please no more Sid viscious face pics-it doesn't work while you're holding a bud light and a newport... Tarantula:Any of several large, hairy spiders of the family Theraphosidae; Tarantula-looking pussy: Pictured above. Sorry random, but that's what you get when you try to pee on our friends. Booya!

18 year old with dentures?

Word on the street is that Fingerblaster got new chompers. No longer are you forced to suffer the sight of these badboys. His teeth may be fixed but his unfortunate looking bart simpson penis is here to stay... Thanks to Erica Stanley for pic of the week, one of only two entries not involving male genitalia in any way. Wow. Slutskies and ass/pussy combos on Friday. See ya there.

Sunny dismay: Uncle Chet debases youths.

Check out the fruits of uncle Chet's lastest hustle, Six-hundred and forty-eight Sunny Deeelights... just for the kids. Keep those post-teen hands off 'em though, for Hibachi's on guard, and he'll fud you up... Damn we need some new material. Anyways, stop by on Monday for reader pics and weekend debauchery. Just a reminder, don't smoke none of that horny powder that's been floating around. Oh, and the tooth fairy's not real...take it.

Needed: clean-up crew.

Well holy shit, look who's back for more. For the most part, semiweekly posting will be back on track. However, everything is far from 'in working order' so please ignore any possible format errors as you absorb the next few weeks' foolishness. Where to start, where to start... Last post marked the beginning proposal of the Hfk! reader photo of the week... Not much to my surpise, the inbox was showered with pictures of naked men and links to undisirable pornographical images (something this very site may or may not be guilty of), but come on people, you've got potential, let's try harder this week. Keep em' coming. Back to what's new, party pooping is the new black, nodding off early is not... Though, it may be the new pink. Speaking of all this 'new': New years 2009 is within spitting distance, and without letting the cat out of the bag, for now, let it just be known that this one will be very, very notable. That's what's up folks, now eat your veggies and fuck your mother. Until friday...