All washed up.

Remember cute little Patrick King? Yeah well now he looks like this. He made enough money off of Mosh to ride it out on low-riders from now on. It's an accomplishment to go from child-star to all washed up and back before the age of eighteen.

Getting creative..

Not high.

High.

These videos were taken within five minutes of each other. Some people just tend to get too creative too fast.

If you're scared...

It's Saturday and we all really gotta go to church in the morning so here's a quick one before bedtime. Roof gaps and glass eyed women. Be on the look out for a full length -Colt- interview at the end of the week. Expect juiciness.

Blaster in the Slammer: Round Two

Look familiar? It's new. Finger Blaster is back in the bighouse for an indefinite amount of time.. So you can rest assured that he won't be out late night with your daughter or doing things like this or this...

Mad scientists and knee sliders.

Check out the Bates interview if you havent yet... Somebody in the comments is quite upset. Watch out for some stylin new tee's coming out in the next month too. Yippie..

It's a bird! It's a plane!! Oh shit!!!

Back in action and better than boobies. Intermissions can be a good thing. Now stay on the edge of your seats because the tip juice is flowing like wine and there's crotch shots as far as the eye can see...

Quickie.

Five reasons to drink on your couch instead of downtown;

Love birds:

Believers:

Pee-wee Hermans:

Dance floor heros:

Dui's:

Reasonable? I'd say so...

Master's finger skills...

Word on the mean street is that internet allstar Rickey Bates, shown above about to bash cranium, has broken both of his fingers while doing a fingerflip at the brooklyn banks yesterday. Good thing he finished up filming for his part in "Finger Fanatix" mere moments beforehand. In other news, fellow member and spliff-output world record holder Wobbly has a questionaire about his hectic lifestyle up on Profile... And so begins the weekend...

Thirsty Thursdays.

Sure it's only thursday, but here's to shotgunning beers with your friends on weeknights, at your mom's house.

Brain power glasses.

We got a new pair of brain power glasses, same store as the intoxi-lens... Anyway, in case you missed the memo, dumpster food is in, everyone's doing it. Sometimes you'll even stumble upon a valuable little
creature like this one. Long weekend slack syndrome, update stuff will pick back up, and get good.

Some real shitty lookin dudes.

Vag Degroot sent an email over the other day with no body, and the title being simply: "Toronto gay fest n wedding". Now that's a clincher. Here's some of the pics. Apparently, those beautiful, voluptuous tits that you're drooling over down there are that of a man's. Nope, not the leopard print guy, the good one on bottom... A once-was, hairy chested, donkey donged man. Anyway, check his neato Profile shirts at good ol' Dan's Comp! ... gotcha.

Don't do drugs.

It's really not good for your Judgement... Believe it or not, I didn't even use the intoxi-lens for that one. Oh yeah brother.