Fighting kelp for hire.

Light Yourself on Fire could rage the wool off of a lamb, but they won't, they will rage the clothes off of your body though. Fuck yeah to Matt for a ridiculously awesome performance. If you ever get a chance, don't miss out. In other extremely entertaining news, Fingerblaster is completely and 100% fuckbrained. Picture evidence is present, see for yourself. Big news later this week, check back if you want to come to the most amazing event of the year. Oh yeah, also: FREE BEER NIGHT TOMORROW!!! You shouldn't need a reminder but there it is. Come join! Peace and puss!!! Editors note: As someone has pointed out in the comments, one of the peeholes is being plugged.

Light Yourself on Fire.

Matt Coplon's band, Light Yourself on Fire, is playing a show tonight at the Haven! Be there or be queer. Pics later.

For life!

Banned 2 trailer!!!, duh.Im sure you've seen the trailer thirteen and a half times by now but I bet you ten bucks you havent seen THAT picture. Banned will be available through sparky's in the next couple days if a certain ironclad red-head gets down to business. It's worth it. I hope to god you never have to meet any of those shithead kids, but the video is good while you're drinking beer, I promise. Anyways, the trickery jumps will be runnin again by the weekend, after a long break, so check for riding pics instead of pooping pics soon.
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Back with a vengeance

Thanks to Walmart's genius 30 day return policy, i'll be renting my cameras from now on, freek yeah. If anyone's interested, some very smart person decided it's a good idea to give away free beer on wednesday nights, yup it's free. So after more than a couple too many we were forcefully escorted out of the bar, there's always next week. Come join in. eh? More updates this week, maybe even something you care about! woooo!!1 Go befriend Here for kicks on myspace, you know you spend a tenth of your life on there anyway..

Banned 2!

Alright shitheads! Its been a while but let's get back to it. For now we'll keep it short and sweet. Come to this and good things will happen. Probly a mistake if you don't. Peace and pussy brothers.