Oil-based lube

Okay. The slack is at an all time high and so am I, negatorie on the beating around. Celebration will take place within the month, in form of glorious party at the trails. Date and time will be announced after the dreaded talk goes down with Paulzilla. I've heard good some good line up changes at that house. Including the addition of top prospect, Avery Nelson.. When Bobby V. says to remember a name, it's gonna be serious.. Pics of that broad will be acquired for your viewing pleasure ASAP.

Man Overboard!

I was asked politely to please remove my last post to avoid consequences. Im sure it's permanently burned into all of your retinas anyways. I don't know what came over me. I should have known that the world is not ready for fingerpainter's browneye. Not a damn thing's going on in eastkabum, so here's what the boys are up to back down south. If you didn't assume already, it does have something to do with fire, beer, bicycles, etc.. There's one of Painter's bottom again, this time clothed, and a couple of the boys sending captain deb into the metaphorical fire that is her life. When will the fire be big enough? Thanks to all the dudes that ordered shirts it's gonna help make more designs, there'll be a paypal link up within the week and ill get those all sent out on the 10th-12th. Oh yeah! If anyone has/knows of someone who has either:
a) A wrist-watch tattoo on thier male crotch or
b) A ham sandwich tattoo on thier female crotch..
lemme see.
Anyway, enjoy your idle hands..