OMGZ!!

Alright, until Pee wee models the shirts, heres a sample. They're designed/printed by us and GGSB screenprinting. Soft waterbased ink front and back and printed tags on Smoke(shown) and Ash(lighter grey) -xs, s, m, l. Proceeds will go to beer and noodz. Some hot chick wiped her vag with one of them so sniff it and ya never know... If you want to pick one up give me an Email at Hereforkicks@gmail.com and ill let you in the loop.

The pee wee challenge

It's cold as walrus shit in the northeast right now, im wearing plastic bags as socks because mine feel like someone jerked into them. It all became ok when met this babe on a streeet corner the other night. 5 oclock and she was still shredding. Her name is Pee Wee. Believe it. She went on to tell us that she owns/lives in the record store in front of us and then rigged open the door in a true junkie fashion. Raging occured, im pretty sure there were only a couple things still standing on the shelves within a few minutes, pee wee would only laugh and cheer at the small fortune in damages, which makes me wonder where she actually lived. By the way, 100 bucks to whoever bangs her first with proof. Welp, a boot flew through the window and we were outta there. Speaking of boots, we got the boot from Canada today as well.. Apparently they only let terrorists in canada now. Deal with the blurry pics for now, it sets the tone well anyways.. Go Handle.

God knows you're high as hell.

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Hell yeah.
Still no camera for updates but im pulling the best I can. Check out that picture of the vehicle though, absolutely incredible. Somehow, an anonymous someone managed this without consequences. Across two lanes, over a curb, across two more lanes, over a curb, down a hill/bushes, across a parking lot, over a curb, through 50 feet of grass and into a church. They we're definitely high as a billygoat on life. Again, check out The American Black Lung's myspace and come to a show if you're around. Tee shirt pics on friday, I swear. Here's an ass/ pussy combo to tide you over. Enjoy.

Slack central

Sorry about the slack job, excuses excuses etc. Colt got two new girlfriends, a young black bi sexual couple, and has brought them in, really. In other important news, joey seems to be infuriated with the discontinuation of a certain meat sundae. But really, there's a limited run of some Here For Kicks Beer shirts that turned out fucking awesome and will be available soon. Keep an eye out for them and pick one up if you're not a donghead, i'll have pictures later this week and ordering info duh. Im on the road with -these assholes- at the moment so go to their myspace and if you'll be around any of their dates, let me know and lets rage.. New camera tomorrow so pictures will once again be abundant. Till next time, grease 'em lightly.
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Eat it Chase.

Mark said it.

I.O.U. a vehicle.

Where do I start? Last night got pretty gnarly. For some reason, it was decided that the customary firepit wasn't nearly enough for everyone's booze induced fire-fix. Paul walked out of the darkness and came up with the solution of tipping a truck over and setting it aflame.. Ok Paul, let's do it. Well, one the lead to another, and once more, his wish was our command. It got a bit out of control but despite our most valiant efforts, as joey demonstrates to the left, the fire would not be tamed. The pictures tell the story. Don't ask about the beating pic's in the post below, because I don't remember either. Just enjoy them. Oh yeah, and when you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

more from last night...

PAUL

Banned

Nothing much going on around these parts. It was goddamn near 90 degrees yesterday, trails are shredding as well, if you can handle the heat. Heres some of Bates demonstrating trickery and Iphonery for all you internet-pro lovers.. and that he is. There'll be a new one from him coming sometime within the next days so go watch on sputnic and talk about how big his dick is. Also, brace yourselves for his video Banned II coming out as soon as he puts that cauliflower floret down. Tomorrow's friday, let's get wild.

Fresh ink

Professional surfer/body-builder Dave Mcdermott just sent this photo over of his new tattoo. He said he's been wanting it for a while now but his mom wouldn't let him. Noice.

poop z panties

Homophobes beware, rainbow is back. Tirefire in the backyard this weekend went off without a hitch. Sher brought a koala bear who pooped her pants, and the cup chug challenge is still almost undefeated. Im almost positive that the last picture of the post is probly one of the greatest moments ive caught in quite a while. That's the Catalina.. Anyway, everyone check out Mark and Chad on the big screen tomorrow night (tuesday) on fueltv at 9 and if you're around town go to Winghouse on 436 to watch. Drinks. Ladies. Yep. In other awesome new, the legendary superstar Ty Stuyvesant is, as i type, on his way down yonder. Something wild will come from that, inevitable.

Out cold

Sher's in town, and everyone knows the beautiful women follow him like shit on a shoe. I think I heard this particular one say Fuck you 30 minute abs. Campfire and beer tonight(saturday) for anyone that dares, come on down. Hey click the pic for a zoom and explore her body. eek.